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I would like to send a special shoutout to my barber. I don’t know his name. He doesn’t know mine. Hell, we don’t even know enough of each other’s respective mother tongues to engage in meaningless small talk. All I know is that this dude can cut. He hooks up the bald fade as proficiently as any barber I went to in the States. The only awkward issue between us two is that I show him a picture of the haircut I would like every time I go to see him, to which he says “I remember” every single time. Not really trying to be a prick, but I have to make certain that I don’t end up with one of those ridiculous faux-hawks that are currently in style amongst the allochtoonen youth…
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    I would like to send a special shoutout to my barber. I don’t know his name. He doesn’t know mine. Hell, we don’t even know enough of each other’s respective mother tongues to engage in meaningless small talk. All I know is that this dude can cut. He hooks up the bald fade as proficiently as any barber I went to in the States. The only awkward issue between us two is that I show him a picture of the haircut I would like every time I go to see him, to which he says “I remember” every single time. Not really trying to be a prick, but I have to make certain that I don’t end up with one of those ridiculous faux-hawks that are currently in style amongst the allochtoonen youth…